two hackers accidently hacking the same website

hacker 1: im in

hacker 2: im in

hacker 1: oh shit hacker 2 wasssap

hacker 2: hey hacker 1 sorry man i didnt see u here this is awk ill just go

hacker 1: ok see u later man

hacker 2: im out

dreams-season:

College is about strategically skipping a class so you can do homework for another class

omgitsthatgingergirl:

obscuruslupa:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

if we go by his drivers lisence

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krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

thanks, tumblr

Happy birthday mr krabs

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

No one ever told me
Loving someone
Who will never return the feeling
Would hurt this much
No one ever told
That having hope
Would hurt this much
No one ever told me
Surviving and not living
Would hurt this much

I wish someone would have told me, justpassmeabook  (via wnq-writers)

actuates:

actuates:

actuates:

During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

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This is a photo of my math teacher reacting to the 1 thousand new followers he now has on instagram. He is very excited

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By the way it is not iambae4lyfe, it’s LAMBAE4LYFE (for everyone confused at why the account “disappeared”)

Today, I fucked up… by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

today-ifuckedup:

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

aromanticgcallen:

can we flip the tables and just. make it a rule that all psychology classes must as an absolutely non-negotiable rule be taught with the assumption that someone in the room will have the thing you’re teaching about, without making that person disclose personal information to a class full of peers to make you even consider that possibility.

noblehumor:

still-loyal:

“You’re too young to be in love" 

let me just remind you that when Romeo and Juliet met ,Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13.

Bro. Six people died and it lasted three days

Sometimes things don’t turn out the way you want them to. Sometimes the people you choose to believe are wrong.

Sarah Dessen, That Summer (via simply-quotes)